I had to start (again) somewhere so here are this week’s eclectic (messy) offerings so far. Behold my theory about where all the cups at work have disappeared to. Really, they just keep vanishing. We need, like, Scooby-Doo, man.
Also behold my attempt at a *haiku, inspired by some of this week’s less tasteful mental-health related headlines.
* my daughter pointed out to me that I have the haiku wrong, that it’s 5,7,5 and refused to accept my ‘inverse haiku’ argument. Considering it’s my job to remember this stuff it’s a bit embarrassing – plus I hate it when she’s right.
So here’s a ‘haiku’ haiku
Keep to the attic
Dark words ignite bright torches
Flames and pitchforks come
Tadaa! (Hopefully the poetry will improve. Or stop)
Oh, and a visual representation of how I’ve felt most of this week.
Despite a total lack of motivation to do anything but eat cake and slump, I’ve forced myself to go to the gym twice. Thanks February challenge *raspberries*. And since I’ve been over-tired and struggling to sleep, I’ve been listening to these to help me relax – I may have posted them before, sorry about that if so. If you can get past the slightly creepy voice this one’s pretty good for getting calm to-
And this one’s just cute…if you like rivers and lanterns.
Personally I prefer Zopiclone for solving sleeping difficulties, but my GP rarely lets me have them *more raspberries* because people become addicted to them – I can’t think why…